1 - You picked me up and drove me home from work last night because I wasn't feeling well.
2 - You watched the season premiere of Big Bang Theory with me last night, even though you watched it twice on your business trip last week.
3 - You promised not to watch "our shows" without me anymore, no matter how bad the TV is in your hotel.
4 - You've been eating chocolate chips with your red wine.
5 - You make fun of how early I go to bed, but most the time you go with me.