1 - You claim to not be a morning person but you're always extra cheery and funny in the morning.
2 - We bought a 5 lb bag of Italian sausage.
3 - When I Tweeted about the sausage you asked me all night (and this morning) if anyone had commented on it.
4 - You danced with me to "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night" in your car last night.
5 - You're taking me to Iva Lee's for a celebratory dinner, tonight.